Partner with the Library
A TARDIS is my ship that carries me through Time and Space. T-A-R-D-I-S. It stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. A little gratitude wouldn’t irretrievably damage my ego. Our lives are different from anybody else’s. That’s the exciting thing. Nobody in the universe can do what we’re doing. Let’s go in! I am the Doctor! The original you might say! Would you like a jelly baby? Boring. And I hate hotels. It was on the planet Skaro that my old enemy the Master was finally put on trial. They say he listened calmly as his list of evil crimes was read… and sentence passed. Then he made his last and I thought somewhat curious request. He demanded that I, the Doctor, a rival Timelord, should take his remains back to our home planet, Gallifrey.
Be a pal and tell me, Am I a good man? Oh, my giddy aunt! I don’t suppose we’ll ever know if we actually succeeded. But at worst, we failed doing the right thing, as opposed to succeeding in doing the wrong. You’re a clumsy, ham fisted idiot! Allow me to congratulate you, sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I’ve ever encountered. We’re trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale! How can you miss me? I’m easy to find. I’m the guy with two hearts, remember?